Choose your horoscope....

So these are the horoscopes that are posted in a newspaper here in Rexburg called, The Voice. I thought I was going to die laughing when I read some of these just because it made me think of people in my family. I seriously laughed for about 5 minutes and I had tears streaming down my face. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did.

AQUARIUS
Due to your bed wetting, buying those plastic sheets was a great investment. Now only if they sold plastic lined pants.

PISCES
A good test of a mans ambition is if his alarm clock is his best friend or his worst enemy. But being BFF is going a little too far.

ARIES
Anohter semester is gone; another three months you're not getting back

TAURUS
Don't worry, dandruff is back in style.

GEMINI
Stop putting words in other peoples mouths. I don't think they appreciate having novel pages shoved in their mouth.

CANCER
Have you ever wiped so hard that you've seen red dots on the toilet paper?.... Yea... me neither!

LEO
You'll run into an old fling this week; that booger you flung on the wall

VIRGO
You're thinking about getting that BYU-I sticker for your car, but you're worried it'll distract from the RULDS2 sticker.

LIBRA
Don't worry, you're going to get terrible grades.

SCORPIO
You will find a chicken McNugget shaped like your heart this week. It too will be chewed up and spit out.

SAGITTARIUS
Working out is more effective when you actually lift weights in the gym, instead of walking around looking for people you know.

CAPRICORN
The unsolicited advice you give to the construction workers will end up with you getting a nail gun to the head.

The marshmallow war

Last night, my roomies andI decided we wanted to start a battle. We have actually been planning it for a good long while and we finally did it last night. We went all out too. We were wearing black, and camo bandanas and some of the roomies painted their faces. I just made it look like I had a black eye. I know lame but I didn't want to put the paint on my face because it wasn't face paint and we didn't really know if it would come off. I'm not that adventurous. The only people we really got were a couple of the guys from our ward. We ambushed them, and were they surprised.

In the process of our battle one of them took my gun and took me hostage! He was using me as a human shield. My roommates did not care and shot at him which really were hitting me. But to be completely honest I did not mind him taking me "hostage" at all. It just so happened to be the boy that I a little bit of a thing for, so I was totally fine, and that is really the only reason he was able to get my gun away from me.He ended using my gun against my roomies. I was on his team after this incident. That really the only interesting thing that we did last night. No one else we went to see was home, so we just went home. But it was a way fun night. I would totally do it again.

FOOTBALL!!!

So this past friday we got some people together and played fome flag footbal. IT WAS AMAZING!! It was in the 30s that night. We were going to play in the stadium we have here at BYU-I which has astro-terf, unfortunately the lights were not turned on for us so we had to go to the lower playing fields. It was all grass. The snow has begun to melt so it was way wet there. We got really really wet. Now time for my totally awesome story..... The other team was doing a kick off and the ball came right to me! Well it kinda hit a few yards in front of me and then i picked it up and was off running down the field. I was doing a great kick return, I was dodging all kinds of people. Then one of my roommates, on the other team, came towards me. I dodged her and then due to the wetness of the field she slipped and fell right in my way. In an attemp to keep the ball alive, I try to jump over her. In that attempt one of my feet hits her knee and I go flying through the air. You know how when you watch football games in slow mo and the guys are flying through the air and their air and legs are flailing around..... well thats what I did. Then I noticed the ground was getting closer to my face. Then my face makes contact with the grass and water and mud. I totally face planted!! After the initial stun of impact, I roll over, and everyone is around me, asking me if I am OK and what not. I was. Just a little stunned. So one of the boys helped me up and I almost fall over backwards again! After I got my balance back I was like "OK LETS PLAY FOOTBALL!!" I didn't get any pictures of the immediate after math of great fall. Here is a picture of us afer we got home. There is still dirt on the right side of my face.